DIBS Enforcer

Chicago's Parking Problem is beyond Ridiculous! But come Winter, it becomes a Nightmare! ESPECIALLY, for the person that dares to take your parking spot.

Rules Parking Dibs Enforcers Live By:

* I Shoveled My Parking Spot...
I Own It!
* If you need to park, Shovel Your Own Spot!
* If You Break Points 1 or 2 Their will Be Consequences.

List of Consequences:

Slashed Tires
Keying
Hose Down
Broken Windows
Dents

(Legal Notice: This T-Shirt is just to vent frustration. Vandalism is a crime and punishable by law. Therefore not supported by Urban Fitted. SO DON'T BE STUPID!)